if i was your girlfriend
Or, Why I'll Never be Anyone's Spokesperson (Reason #217)
Though it's still unofficial, Atlanta will be awarded a WNBA franchise in 2008. It will be the first franchise in the Southeast since the Charlotte Sting folded a couple years ago. Though I only occasionally catch a few minutes of a playoff game--fuck you. I do not feel guilty about not watching the WNBA-- I think this is great. Here's the funny part: When asked if there were concerns about potential attendance since the Atlanta Hawks haven't had fans since, I don't know, the Human Highlight Film/Spud Webb days, Atlanta City Council President Lisa Borders had this to say, "We have a significant talent pool with the SEC and ACC, which are very strong conferences for men's and women's basketball. [...] We would have this type of opportunity for women to leave college and go on and play in the Southeast in the WNBA."
If asked the same question, here's how I would have responded, "There are mad gay hoes in Atlanta trying to fuck professional women athletes."
That is all.
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