Wednesday, October 17, 2007

if i was your girlfriend

Or, Why I'll Never be Anyone's Spokesperson (Reason #217)

Though it's still unofficial, Atlanta will be awarded a WNBA franchise in 2008. It will be the first franchise in the Southeast since the Charlotte Sting folded a couple years ago. Though I only occasionally catch a few minutes of a playoff game--fuck you. I do not feel guilty about not watching the WNBA-- I think this is great. Here's the funny part: When asked if there were concerns about potential attendance since the Atlanta Hawks haven't had fans since, I don't know, the Human Highlight Film/Spud Webb days, Atlanta City Council President Lisa Borders had this to say, "We have a significant talent pool with the SEC and ACC, which are very strong conferences for men's and women's basketball. [...] We would have this type of opportunity for women to leave college and go on and play in the Southeast in the WNBA."

If asked the same question, here's how I would have responded, "There are mad gay hoes in Atlanta trying to fuck professional women athletes."

That is all.



language alone protects us from the scariness of things with no names. language alone is meditation. ~toni morrison


Blogger Jdid said...

ha ha ha

24/10/07 13:43  

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