on second thought...
shit i prolly shouldn't have said to my therapist.
me: ...but whatever. she's fuckin' crazy.
therapist: *tilts head from left to right*
me: i suppose i shouldn't make jokes about insanity in here.
****
(the tuesday after mother's day)
me: in light of our last conversation, i decided not to send my mom a mother's day card....i gave her your number instead.
therapist: *stares blankly*
me: i'm kidding.
****
me: nah. i think it'll be okay if we pause for a week.
therapist: are you sure?
me: yeah.
therapist: well, i have another therapist covering for me just in case.
me: i'll try my best not to call you from the top of this building threatening to end it all.
*silence*
*i smile*
****
perhaps i should work on my couch time etiquette. just a thought.
it's hard being this damn charming.
posted by summer of sam @ 12:33
language alone protects us from the scariness of things with no names. language alone is meditation. ~toni morrison
8 Comments:
Sounds like my sessions. During my last session I told her I thought I worked on what I needed to. She says, "How 'bout we meet once a month for awhile." Basically, I'm not cured.
That's pretty damn funny...
I love it. That is so funny.
I always wanted to go to a therapist just to mess with them. I wonder if I can convince them I have issues where I don't and hide the ones I may have.
This from the woman that told me I was fucked up for asking my therapist how many black people he treated just because I WANTED to make him squirm? Does Colin Powell count? Just askin'. On the real, I dig your sick sense of humor. Too funny.
@a: your therapist is mad diplomatic.
@miss jessi: thank you. there is humor in all parts of my life.
@molly: way to rep weezy, baby. thx for the love.
@amadeo: do that shit and lemme know how it goes.
@pclarity: ok. my bad. you have a point.
@all: just so yous know, i said all that shit, f'real. that last one just happened today.
:) i was amused and i hate when fuckin therapists do that shit...like they aint human or something
She's Baaaaaaaackkkk! Funny shit and yeah you know therapists have therapists. Your sessions must be hella crazy <---- no pun intended.
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