fecund: adj. capable of producing offspring or vegetation; fruitful. mellow: adj. 1. soft, sweet, and full-flavored because of ripeness. 2. rich and soft in quality. 3. having the gentleness often associated with maturity. fecundmellow: adj. 1. word created by william faulkner. used in light in august: "on all sides...the bodiless fecundmellow voices of negro women murmured..." 2. the name of this blog. why? because i like the way it sounds.
serving this royalty right since 2004, nigga.
my first name is ironic.
posted by summer of sam @ 13:19
language alone protects us from the scariness of things with no names. language alone is meditation. ~toni morrison
26 Comments:
I surely do! Now I know not to check back until Monday. Hope all is well.
you are such an asshole!!! wouldn't want you any other way!!!
I MISS YOU!!!
uh...no comment.
sike!
girl, you know i be missin' you. (sometimes.)
okay, fine. most of the time but, whatever.
see you soon(?)
Yeah like I'm so glad that March madness crap, oops, I mean, series is Ovah.
I miss the rumors and I miss you crackin' me the hell up for reals.
With all of the mess going on in my life lately you know that more than anybody else I need my dose of your def nonsense truth. Come back Summer the basketball such as it was is over, I need You Now!
The Intern
After that last post? I'm still laughing! Girl you better come back with the quickness. We're missing you!
*internet paparazzi taking pics*
"Summer over here"
*flash*
"Summer over here"
*flash*
E! Correspondent stepping up to Summer while she ignores the paparazzi: Summer tell us why have you allowed your blog to linger without any posts? We've heard rumors that you and Oprah have been collaborating on disrupting the "silence" of TomKat's alien birth...do you care to comment?
missed you like; Ol' Dirty aka Old Dirt aka Big baby Jesus aka Dirt McGirt, aka ODB aka Ol' Dirty Bastard and that Good Old Welfare Cheez in the grey box
my days have been all messed up without a dose of your blog. messed. up.
can't wait for the comeback.
I've been checking for you like a crackhead, man... I'll be waiting for the new season... not so patiently, but waiting nonetheless...
Alright I will tell y'all why summer ain't bloggin like she used to.
Earlier this year Summer and I were secretly married in San Francisco after discovering that Summer was pregnant with our love child.
I know this is shocking news but I can no longer allow her vast audience to continue to miss her and pine for her.
Of course Summer is busy right now, looking for baby pumas in various colors for little Sumhar.
The plan is to get to work immediately on Sumhar's sibling Merold as soon as possible. Please look forward to Summer's forthcoming maternity blog and her how did a lesbian fall in love with a male intern also known as "Harold has it goin on."
yeah!yeah!yeah! we all miss you. some of us to the pt. of delirium even (see sumhar and the baby pumas.you wild, gibson:)).don't try and play like you thought different, summertime. just come on back. fastly please.
Sumhar and Merold? Uhh.. What happened to US Harold, hmm?
harold and miss jessi: slow your roll big kids. you know the real deal.
u had a babey! ain't no body told me.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Harold Gibson's ass got jokey jokes for reals! LMAO! We all miss you Summer!
I've been clicking over to your blog every day, wondering when we'd hear from you again. That was a long time to go without anything... I thought maybe Hallmark had hired you away. "Hey, that's a good idea she's got there!"
Hope the season premiere's gonna be hott.
summer!!! the season of your name sake is almost upon us!! come to the A and play!!
(silently barfs into a bag at the sight of such syrupy messages.) damn summer. just bring your sarcastic ass back. we lightweight miss you.
I care, but mostly about seeing a new episode of the Boondocks...but you're in there...somewhere.
I love the pic, looking guilty and pleased about it.
this is some straight bullshit! excuse me, i think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
and the b*tch still ain't responded to none a y'all. now that's some real narcissism
if you ask me!
(walks away sulking softly singing janet jackson's "come back to me")
miss you summer---come back and stay black
yeah, i have to second nahmix.
rrrr
this is so ridiculous! i demand you bring that ass back! now, nig!
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