start a rumor monday: choose your own adventure
a rumor told in pictures
this rumor goes out to two bloggers in particular...alii and the blogger currently known on my blog roll as, bailey's irish cream. (this may be a bit inside baseball for many of you, but i can fill in the blanks later.)
ok.
who is this woman?
is she...
(a) a friend summer m. picked up from the hospital?
(um, who got fucked up at the club, smashed out at ihop, and couldn't find the way home?)
(b) summer m.'s new fiancee?
(does summer m. still have her clothes on?)
(c) summer m.'s rap partner from the early 90's duo, aunt jemima's nieces?
(who's that lookin' mad gangsta in purple (comma) yo?)
(d) summer m.'s first lay in a while? (therefore taking care of one of those pesky new year's resolutions.)
(looks like two happy campers right thurr...)
(e) all of the above.
(f) none of the above. meaning: make up your own.
let's see how creative you are.
discuss.
posted by summer of sam @ 15:15
language alone protects us from the scariness of things with no names. language alone is meditation. ~toni morrison
13 Comments:
Say wha?!!!!
My mind is blown! is that photoshop?!!!
L and Summer-beautiful ya'll
:)
had to comment again---
oh snapppp ya'll done gone public too
this is better than "one life to live"
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that last picture is hella-funny.
confirmation that there's still hope for me in cyber
ya'll rawk.
i would like to reiterate that i had nothing to do with y'all.
But i love the pics.
(High five to summer and L, do that thang)
Summertime,
Happy Belated NewYearBurfday and e'ry other occassion that's passed since I last holla'd at you. You know, for those of us that only know you by way of the blogosphere the combined effect of the pictures and the questions is a torturous tease. Despite... I hope that all the good that was implied is good forreal.Either way behave yo'self chica.
lanee'
ah shit. L as the bff i think I should know if you fixin to cross the country and fornicate. you two kids have fun!
luv,
jb
In an effort to discourage all the straight guys who recently lost their minds over the lost pix of Summer. Summer M the noted blogologist and part time Lesbian wanna be releated what she hoped to be revealing and tantalizing photos of her and a young woman who many will purport to be her lover.
But those in the know, know that this is just another Summer smoke screen. It's all a part of her "I want to be a Hard Butch" campaign. What Summer has yet to announce is that she is challenging Rod Bla-what-ever-the-hell for the governorship of the great state of Illinois.
In a statement to the media Summer said "this great state has sent one black woman to the senate and turned around and sent a true African-American to the senate is now ready to send a "Lesbian and her wife to the governor's mansion."
Meanwhile Harold Gibson the fecundmellow fanatic has been committed to the local state hospital after screaming at the top of lungs...
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe that is the one and only. "like listening to trees after the rain. fierce." Although I don't know you at all, I would have to say judging by the pix hopefully you took care of one your new years resolutions (crossing fingers).
@mb: no photoshop 'round here (comma) yo.
@kili: pump ya brakes. got a lil excited thurr, hunh?
@alii: duly noted.
@lanee: where you been?
@jb: i wanted to tell you. l said no.
@harold: i love you more and more each day. you'll be ready to take over any day now.
@anon: uh, wow. a myspace and blog reader, hunh? that's playa.
So that's why a nigga couldn't holla at me the other day, huh? Hey, I ain't mad. Not at all. Just make sure to call a beyotch and let her know what's good when you make it out of bed. I miss hearing things from your relentlessly pessimistic worldview and shit.
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fyi: i'm in love with a (bibliophilic) stripper.
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