Tuesday, August 30, 2005

we now interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this update:



how to make summer m.'s summer.
(and prolly her year because it's pretty damn obvious that no lovely ladies wanna play with her.)

  1. advertise on your website that you will be having a 'make your own shoe' event in the chicagoland area.
  2. allow summer m. to bring a guest to this event.
  3. ask the parking gods to give summer m. a parking spot somewhere near your store on a sunday night with enough time to get some grub. because if there's anything summer m. and her guest like better than making shoes, it's eating asian food while not so sober.
  4. let summer m. and said guest into the store.
  5. let summer m. and second opinion (or, guest), choose fabrics and strategically place them onto a lunch tray with template for a shoe.
  6. take picture of shoe (shown above)--tentatively called the puma sum 69 (shout out saf!), send shoe to be made, and have summer m. pick it up in 4-6 weeks.
pictures of final product forthcoming!

now back to our regularly scheduled programming.


language alone protects us from the scariness of things with no names. language alone is meditation. ~toni morrison

12 Comments:

Blogger Amadeo said...

Damn...knowing she helped a youngin get the largest sentence ever...where can I send hate mail...sucks that's a resume point.

30/8/05 14:04  
Blogger Yvan said...

Uh ........

Who the hell is Summer M.

what is with that kind of looking 2 grade art project thing picture?

30/8/05 14:15  
Blogger Miss Jessi said...

Sum, you've been spammed, Baby girl... add the word verification.

But, I'm with Amadeo... she got a 13 year old the max? That's some ole cruel ass shit. What ever happened to rehab? He's still impressionable, right? Damn.

But, I'll say it again, keep hating homie!

30/8/05 15:12  
Blogger RoRicka said...

reason # 2 why i have no comments on my blog: SPAM.

i'd buy pumas if you designed them.

30/8/05 15:18  
Blogger Jdid said...

she'sa lawyer? damn who knew

30/8/05 16:00  
Blogger summer m. said...

@amadeo: yeah, yo. crazy.

@yvan:

@missjessi: yeah, that's the first time i got spammed like that. i've learned.

@roricka: yeah, i'd turn my comments off, but i'm too self-consumed. i must know someone is reading...we'll see how the pumas turn out.

@jdid: if you watch the view for about 5 minutes, star will remind you that she used to be a lawyer about 10 times.

30/8/05 16:24  
Blogger Clay said...

im not the biggest star fan but that was a good overview of her - she looks good in that pic!

30/8/05 17:11  
Blogger Phoenix said...

pumas are my favorite sneaker ever. i used to own a million pairs (well, not really, but it sounded impressive). at any rate, i might buy some more if you made them. i'm looking forward to seeing the final projay. hope all is lovely,

l'

30/8/05 21:18  
Blogger Lee said...

So you know, when you delete spam, you can click the box that says "remove permenantly," and it won't leave the "removed by..." message in its place. I had the same spam problem with my last two posts. And thanks, Jessi, for the heads-up about word verification. Didn't know you could do that.

As always, Summer, funny as hell. I voted for you, again. Not that you've been dropping hints or anything.

30/8/05 21:52  
Blogger summer m. said...

@lee: thanx. i didn't see that at first.

and honestly i don't hype up the awards for folks to vote for me. i just wanna publicize it b/c i think it's a great idea.

i mean, in actuality, i have a post in mind after the winners are announced, and it's pretty much contingent on me losing.

30/8/05 22:04  
Blogger solitaire said...

I saw her for a few seconds on The View today and I was trying to figure out who the skinny chick was. What the hell happened to her FACE, guy?
ugh!
p.s. Her husband still gay?

30/8/05 23:57  
Blogger Miss Jessi said...

@Summer & Lee-- no problem about letting you in on the word verification. It keeps all those ugly automated spam comments from your comments section. I learned about it about a week ago.

31/8/05 07:46  

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