(start a rumor monday...)

do it for shoeless joe

now, i know a couple of you wanted me to comment on janet miss jackson if you're nasty's alleged 18 year old child (and maybe i will a lil later in the week), but i just felt that as an almost chicagoan it was important that i dedicate at least one post to the 2005 world series champion chicago black white sox.

also, since everyone was so distracted by sheryl swoopes' announcemnent that she caught the gay, no one really paid attention to some of the gayer events of the week, namely, the chicago white sox world series celebration. thus, as a public service to you, i now present a photo entry, "the chicago white sox: 88 years is a mighty long time."

pay attention, kids. here's a quick lesson: cause.

effect.

is that in inches? yeah, right. i may have the lesbian strain of the gay, and it's been a long time since i've seen one, but i've read bernard bradshaw long enough to know that even for a superstar athlete that's an exaggeration.

whoa. i just johnny fived on jokes that all involve the term catcher.**

frank thomas asks: "did we just win the world series, or are you just happy to see me?"

no glove, no love.

you promised to hold me when it was all over.

i like it when people touch my hair, too.

though the yahoo! photos caption called him a well-wisher, i do believe that this is ozzie's son. can someone get freud or cholly breedlove on the phone?

seriously, do i really need to caption this?

yes, whatever you're thinking is exactly what i'd say.

**johnny fived: meaning, i, or my brain, short circuited. yeah, like the movie.