Wednesday, October 26, 2005

now usually i don't do this but, uh...special wednesday evening news flash...


sheryl swoopes likes a girl. let the record show that catching the gay is real.**

now what, "purists"!?!?!?

acknowledge that shit: i am ahead of my time.

*runs off to flirt with "straight" girls*



**please refrain from wnba jokes. i know i am...at least til monday.


language alone protects us from the scariness of things with no names. language alone is meditation. ~toni morrison

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO MATTER WHAT....I am still flying to Houston and stake my claim and profess my love to Ms. Swoope!! I LOVE YOU SHERYL!!

26/10/05 20:40  
Blogger mwilli said...

like ms. winfrey has said many times on her talk show, you cannot catch the gay. she believes you are born that way. is this true?

26/10/05 21:12  
Blogger Phoenix said...

sheryl says nope. i think all kinda folk come into queerocity all kinda ways but the bottom line is: sexuality is fluid and completley socially constructed. yeah sheryl!! how ya like me now?

26/10/05 21:18  
Blogger Harold Gibson said...

Damn it must be ladies day in the news. First, Janet is the mama of a teenager and now Sweet Sheryl is a lesbian professional basketball player. Damn the next shocker will be that Summer left the Puma and now wears K-Swiss.

26/10/05 22:59  
Blogger summer m. said...

@anon: you can have sheryl all to yourself. at least, you won't get any competition from me.

@mwilli: please, stop listening to oprah. i (me myself personally, in my humble opinion when i be building and politicking with these niggas) do not believe that all same-sex loving folks are born that way.

@phoenix: kool moe dee, anyone?

@harold: stop spreading dirty rumors about my footwear. i ain't had a pair of k-swiss since back in '97 when i was a junior in high skool.

i got on a pair of nikes, though. all sports related activities are done in swoosh kix.

26/10/05 23:52  
Anonymous studpoet said...

ATTENTION ALL MEN...WE DO RECRUIT!

heh.

Wow, summer you were right "the gay" is contagious.

27/10/05 10:05  
Blogger Clay said...

i hope no one was shocked at her disclosure -- That is like someone on broadway admitting they are gay!

28/10/05 19:06  
Blogger Safire said...

Hey, your Broadway comment is a complete overgeneralization. I mean, Taye Diggs began his career on Broadway, in the original production of "Rent," and he's...

Oh, shit, never mind.

1/11/05 15:11  

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